Tweet, Tweet, You're Alive, You Ignorant Asshole.

I Don't Want To Be Taken To Bhutan And Smell The Flowers. I Want To Be Told Something I Couldn't Have Been Told Any Other Way.

At Heart, Of Course, A Story Itself Is Consolation's Instrument.

Cynicism Makes You Feel Smart, I Know It, Even When You Aren't Smart.

Maybe I'm A Serial Regional Writer. First Here, Then There, Across The Map.

I Started Reading Literature At 17 Or 18, And I Felt This Extra Beat To Life.