Some Idiotic Things Are Well Worth Doing.

America Beats On You So Hard The Whole Time. You Are Constantly Being Pummeled By Other People's Rights And Their Sense Of Patriotism.

She Was An Artist. She Held Opposites In Her Mind.

I'm Dyslexic. If You Can Reconcile Yourself To Not Being Able To Burn Through Books, Which You Shouldn't Any Way, You Can Slow The Whole Process Down. Then, Because Of My Disability, There Is More For Me In Imaginative Literature Than There Is For Other People.

Someone Wanted Me To Write A Profile For Espn About The Commissioner Of Baseball, And I Said, "he's Just Some Suit! Some Republican. No!" I Mean If You Want Me To Write About Baseball, Boxing Or Football, I'll Write About Those Things Because I Watch Them, I Think About Them A Lot And I Like Them. But I Don't Want To Write About Barry Bonds.

You Can't Always Go To The Well And Have Things Be Funny.