Some Idiotic Things Are Well Worth Doing.

Paul Ryan's Just A Really, Deeply Evil Little Creature. But He's Not Little; He's Actually Quite Tall, I'm Sorry To See. I'm Always Sorry When Really Bad Guys Are Tall.

I Wouldn't Be A Very Good Writer If Someone Hadn't Taught Me How To Read.

Most Things Don't Stay The Way They Are Very Long.

If There's Another Thing That Sportswriting Teaches You, It Is That There Are No Transcendent Themes In Life. In All Cases Things Are Here And They're Over, And That Has To Be Enough.

Some People Want To Be Bank Presidents. Other People Want To Rob Banks.