Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

Gas Prices - It Is $6 A Gallon Here. People In L.a. Are Furious. You Can't Tell, Of Course, Because Of The Botox.

Appear Tougher Or Cooler Or Funnier Than You Feel And There Is A Chance You'll Make It.

I'm Gonna Enjoy Being Old I Think I'll Be Awesome At It.

Being Funny Is A Gift, And, When Done Well, Is An Art Form.

Change Is The Law Of God's Mind And Resistance To It Is The Source Of All Pain.