Try Them, Try Them, And You May!

Poor Empty Pants With Nobody Inside Them.

How Did It Get So Late So Soon?

One Fish. Two Fish. Red Fish. Blue Fish. Black Fish. Blue Fish. Old Fish. New Fish. This One Has A Little Star. This One Has A Little Car. Say! What A Lot Of Fish There Are.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

Look At Life Through The Wrong End Of The Telescope.