Try Something New Each Day. After All,

Get Up Early In The Morning Before Everybody Has Breathed Up All The Good Air.

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!

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Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.