To Be Somebody, You Must Last.

Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Despair Is Your Friend In Show Business. I Don't Believe You Can Act If Happiness Is Your Lot. It's The Ups That Keep You Living And The Downs That Mete Out Talent.

Aim Above Morality. If You Apply That To Life, Then Youre Bound To Live Life Fully.

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.