Do People Get Moral When They Don't

Life Is Getting Through The Moment. The Philosopher William James Says To Cultivate The Cheerful Attitude. Now Nobody Had More Trouble Than He Did -- Except Me. I Had More Trouble In My Life Than Anybody. But Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

I Never Got A Job I Didn't Create For Myself.

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

The Good That Men Do Lives After Them.