Truth Is The Baby Of The World.

At The Very Last Moment, Nature Would Force You To Blink Your Eye. Nature Will Protect Her Own.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal Scorned.

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.