Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

Life Was Just A Tire Swing. 'jambalaya' Was The Only Song I Could Sing. Blackberry Pickin', Eatin' Fried Chicken, And I Never Knew A Thing About Pain. Life Was Just A Tire Swing.

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

I Made A Deal With The Devil For A Whole Lot Of Money.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

I Still Consider It A Summer Job, Though. So, I Try To Maintain That Summer Job As Long As I Can. But It's Exciting To Be Able To Have The Opportunity To Do Things I Always Dreamed Of As A Kid.