Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.

Nobody Else Cares About You At The Beginning Of Your Career Except You-and, Of Course, Your Mother. Your Mother Is There Because That Is What Mothers Do.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

If I Don't Die By Thursday, I'll Be Roaring Friday Night.

If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Going To Go Insane.