Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

Some Make The World Go Round; Others Watch It Turn.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

We're Wanted Men, We'll Strike Again, But First Let's Have A Beer.

Shells Sink, Dreams Float. Life's Good On Our Boat.