Truth Is Stranger Than Fishin.

Lights Are Glowing In The Palm Trees.

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.

My Voyage Was Never A Well-conceived Plan, Nor Will It Ever Be. I Have Made It Up As I Went Along.

Pack Your Bags, We're Going On A Guilt Trip!

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.