There's A Strange Sense Of Pleasure Being

It's Those Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes Nothing Remains Quite The Same. With All Of Our Running And All Of Our Cunning, If We Couldn't Laugh, We Would All Go Insane.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

Live A Lie, And You Will Live To Regret It; That's What Livin' Is To Me.

I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks.

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.