Truth Is Like Nuclear Waste: It Needs

I Personally Translated The Word 'vendetta' As Italian For 'what Do You Mean, "you Want To See Other Women"?

...there Is A Celebrated Aphorism Insisting That The Best Way To Live Is To 'work Like You Don't Need The Money, Dance Like Nobody Is Watching, And Love Like You've Never Been Hurt.'...after Years Of Hearing And Reading These Lines I Have Decided To Tell The Truth: The Original Version Is Wrong. There Is A Grave Error In The Wording Of This Adage. The Correct Version Should Go As Follows: Love Like You Don't Need The Money, Work Like Nobody Is Watching, Dance Like You've Never Been Hurt. See? Doesn't That Make More Sense?

My Longing To Improve My Looks Via The Body Shop Is Being Replaced By My Longing To Improve My Looks Via Photoshop.

Humor Is A Show Of Both Strength And Of Vulnerability: You Are Willing To Make The First Move But You Are Trusting In The Response Of Your Listener.

The Search For Truth Can Be Compared To A Cat Chasing Her Tail: Frantic In Her Pursuit, Her Quarry Nevetheless Eludes Her; Despite The Fact That All The World Can See It's Right There, It Remains Just Beyond Her Reach. It Cannot Be Possessed Because, Paradoxically, It Is Already Part Of Her.