Truth Is, I'm A Good Catholic Girl.

As Long As He Has A House With Two Bathrooms. I Swear To God, I Don't Care If He's Jack The Ripper.

I Always Wanted To Eat With A Negro,” Grandma Said. Yeah, Well I Always Wanted To Eat With A Boney- Assed Old White Woman,” Lula Said. “so I Guess This Works Out Good.

You're A Magnet For Mess. I've Never Seen Anything Like It. Lula To Stephanie

I Attributed The Incidence To Temporary Insanity, And In My Own Defense, I'd Like To Say I Haven't Run Over Anyone Since.

Grandma Mazur Stood Two Feet Back From My Mother. "i Gotta Get Me A Pair If Those," She Said, Eyeballing My Shorts. "i've Still Got Pretty Good Legs, You Know." She Raised Her Skirt And Looked Down At Her Knees. "what Do You Think? You Think I'd Look Good In Them Biker Things?" Grandma Mazur Had Knees Like Doorknobs.