True Love Is When You're Cheating On

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

I Am An Observer, I Like To Watch People. I Am Into Psychology And People - How They Act And Such.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

I Live My Life Like There's No Yesterday.