True Love Doesn't Consist Of Holding Hands,

Knowledge Is Power, Especially When It Is Hitched To A Workhorse.

One Good Thing About Punctuality Is That It's A Sure Way To Help You Enjoy A Few Minutes Of Privacy.

Temptations, Unlike Opportunities, Will Always Give You Many Second Chances.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.

The Greatest Weakness Of Most Humans Is Their Hesitancy To Tell Others How Much They Love Them While They're Alive.