Touch My Children And I Will Eat

You Should Have Read The Directions Before You Showed Up To The Party.

I'm Dealing With Fools And Trolls And Soft Targets. It's Just Strafing Runs In My Underwear Before My First Cup Of Coffee. I Don't Have Time For These Clowns.

The Nights I Don't Sleep It's Because There's A Higher Calling Telling Me To Stand Guard.

I Don't Sleep. I Wait. I Sleep In Cars And On Couches. I Sleep When I Can, But When I Can't Sleep, I Just Don't, So I Figure There's A Higher Calling Keeping Me On Point That Night.

I'm Not In Any Way Religious. I Don't Go To Church, But I Consider Myself Spiritual.