I Dare Anyone To Debate Me On

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

I'm On A Quest To Claim Absolute Victory On Every Front.

I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits Anymore Because My Chest And My Biceps Are Too Big.

Once You Start Altering Your Body's Blueprint, Things Start Falling Apart. Some Players Take Steroids, And Two Years Later, After They've Broken Records, Suddenly They Have Back Problems, Shoulder Problems, Arm Problems. They're Out Of The Game For Good.

I'm Kind Of Old-fashioned In A Lot Of Ways. I Prefer Mano A Mano. Even If You Have Two Girls In The House, It's Not Like We're Together All The Time. But I Need Variety.