Too Old To Die Young, And Too

You Offer A Sincere Compliment On A Great Mustache And Suddenly She's Not Your Friend.

I Don't Enjoy Anything While I'm Doing It. I Enjoy Having Done Things, Though.

I Don't Want To Be A Director. I Want To Direct. There's A Difference.

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.