I Don't Want To Be A Director.

Too Old To Die Young, And Too Young To Grow Up.

Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.

I Won't Eat Anything That Has Intelligent Life, But I'd Gladly Eat A Network Executive Or A Politician.

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.