Today's Shocks Are Tomorrow's Conventions.

Life Has This In Common With Prizefighting: If You've Received A Belly Blow, It's Likely To Be Followed By A Right To The Jaw.

One Hires Lawyers As On Hires Plumbers, Because One Wants To Keep One's Hands Off The Beastly Drains.

Cynic' Is The Sentimentalist's Name For The Realist.

It's Hard To Be Happy, And Safe, And Applauded In A Miserable World.

Whether Animals Admit It Or Not, They And I Communicate.