Today's Youth Seem Finally To Have Understood

You Can Flush My Ashes Down The Toilet, For All I Care.

Once You Are Thought Selfish, Not Only Are You Forgiven A Life Designed Mainly To Suit Yourself, Which In Anyone Else Would Appear Monstrous, But If An Impulse To Generosity Should By Chance Overpower You, You Will Get Five Times The Credit Of Some Poor Selfless Soul Who Has Been Oozing Kindness For Years.

A Dog Is The Only Exercise Machine You Cannot Decide To Skip When You Don't Feel Like It.

Ideas Move Fast When Their Time Comes.

Male Friends Do Not Always Face Each Other; They Stand Side By Side, Facing The World.