Today's Art Has Been Cancelled Due To

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

If It Doesn’t Matter, Get Rid Of It. If You Can’t Get Rid Of It, It Matters.

People Who Enjoy Waving Flags Don't Deserve To Have One.

I’ve Learnt From Experience That A Painting Isn’t Finished When You Put Down Your Brush – That’s When It Starts. The Public Reaction Is What Supplies Meaning And Value. Art Comes Alive In The Arguments You Have About It.

At This Time Of Year It's Easy To Forget The True Meaning Of Christianity - The Lies, The Corruption, The Abuse.