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Once Upon A Time There Was A Bear And A Bee Who Lived In A Wood And Were The Best Of Friends. All Summer Long The Bee Collected Nectar From Morning To Night While The Bear Lay On His Back Basking In The Long Grass. When Winter Came The Bear Realised He Had Nothing To Eat And Thought To Himself 'i Hope That Busy Little Bee Will Share Some Of His Honey With Me.' But The Bee Was Nowhere To Be Found - He Had Died Of A Stress Induced Coronary Disease.

There's Obviously Nothing Wrong With Selling Your Art - Only An Idiot With A Trust Fund Would Tell You Otherwise. But It's Confusing To Know How Far You Should Take It.

Art Is Not Like Other Culture Because Its Success Is Not Made By Its Audience. The Public Fill Concert Halls And Cinemas Every Day, We Read Novels By The Millions, And Buy Records By The Billions. 'we The People' Affect The Making And Quality Of Most Of Our Culture, But Not Our Art.

I Originally Set Out To Try And Save The World, But Now I'm Not Sure I Like It Enough.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Call An Airstrike.