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It's A Very Frustrated Feeling You Get When The Only People With Good Photos Of You Work Are The Police Department.

My Lawyer's Opinion Is That The Cops Might Not Actually Be Able To Charge Me With Criminal Damage Any More - Because Theoretically My Graffiti Actually Increases The Value Of Property Rather Than Decreasing It. That's His Theory, But Then My Lawyer Also Believes Wearing Novelty Cartoon Ties Is A Good Look.

Today's Art Has Been Cancelled Due To Police Activity.

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

A Recent Survey Or North American Males Found 42% Were Overweight, 34% Were Critically Obese And 8% Ate The Survey.