Today Is The Yesterday You Won't Remember

The Old Saw About Old Dogs And New Tricks Only Applies To Certain People.

I Believe It Is Impossible To Make Sense Of Life In This World Except Through Art.

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

Trust Me, There Is No Formula For Most Things That Are Not Math.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.