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Lap, N. One Of The Most Important Organs Of The Female System - An Admirable Provision Of Nature For The Repose Of Infancy, But Chiefly Useful In Rural Festivities To Support Plates Of Cold Chicken And Heads Of Adult Males.

Perseverance - A Lowly Virtue Whereby Mediocrity Achieves An Inglorious Success.

Orthodox, N. An Ox Wearing The Popular Religious Joke.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.