Orthodox, N. An Ox Wearing The Popular

Impenitence, N. A State Of Mind Intermediate In Point Of Time Between Sin And Punishment.

Husband, N. One Who, Having Dined, Is Charged With The Care Of The Plate.

Emotion, N. A Prostrating Disease Caused By A Determination Of The Heart To The Head. It Is Sometimes Accompanied By A Copious Discharge Of Hydrated Chloride Of Sodium From The Eyes.

Interpreter, N. One Who Enables Two Persons Of Different Languages To Understand Each Other By Repeating To Each What It Would Have Been To The Interpreter's Advantage For The Other To Have Said.

Consul - In American Politics, A Person Who Having Failed To Secure An Office From The People Is Given One By The Administration On Condition That He Leave The Country.