To See Me As A Person On

To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

I Am Here To Fix The Problem With Yer Pheaun.

Some Forms Of Reality Are So Horrible We Refuse To Face Them, Unless We Are Trapped Into It By Comedy. To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy Is To Admit Defeat.

Now Then, What Do We Know? One, That Professor Fassbinder And His Daughter Have Been Kidnapped. Two, That Someone Has Kidnapped Them. Three, That My Hand Is On Fire.