To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy

Criticism Should Be Done By Critics, And A Critic Should Have Some Training And Some Love Of The Medium He Is Discussing. But These Days, Gossip-columnist Training Seems To Be Enough Qualification. I Suppose An Ability To Stand On Your Feet Through Interminable Cocktail Parties And Swig Interminable Gins In Between Devouring Masses Of Fried Prawns May Just Possibly Help You To Understand And Appreciate What A Director Is Getting At, But For The Life Of Me I Can't See How.

I Am Here To Fix The Problem With Yer Pheaun.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

I Feel Ghostly Unreal Until I Become Somebody Else Again On The Screen.