To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I

... Variety And The Hollywood Reporter, Two Publications Read More Faithfully In Hollywood Than The Koran Is In Mecca.

She Should Get A Divorce And Settle Down.

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.

I Have Never Seen A Bad Television Program, Because I Refuse To. God Gave Me A Mind, And A Wrist That Turns Things Off.

To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I Think Walt Disney Should Have A Hardluckland.