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The Drama Of Life Begins With A Wail And Ends With A Sigh.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

The Difference Between A Saint And A Hypocrite Is That One Lies For His Religion, The Other By It.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.

Enthusiasms, Like Stimulants, Are Often Affected By People With Small Mental Ballast