Every Man Has Two Personalities; The One

The Bride And Groom-may Their Joys Be As Bright As The Morning, And Their Sorrows But Shadows That Fade In The Sunlight Of Love.

When A Woman Is Very, Very Bad, She Is Awful, But When A Man Is Correspondingly Good, He Is Weird.

Satiety Is A Mongrel That Barks At The Heels Of Plenty.

The Green-eyed Monster Causes Much Woe, But The Absence Of This Ugly Serpent Argues The Presence Of A Corpse Whose Name Is Eros.

Brew Me A Cup For A Winter's Night. For The Wind Howls Loud And The Furies Fight; Spice It With Love And Stir It With Care, And I'll Toast Our Bright Eyes, My Sweetheart Fair.