To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.