To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.