To Marry The Irish Is To Look

To Marry The Irish Is To Look For Poverty.

I'm Starved For Love. Not Ordinary Love But Real Love. The Love That's Like Music Or Something.

Revenge Is What I Want. Nothing But Pure Unadulterated Revenge. But My Mother Brought Me Up To Be A Lady.

On Being Old. It's Not Nice But Take Comfort That You Won't Stay That Way For Ever.

Electronic Books Are A Bad Thing Because They Cannot Be Accumulated On Shelves To Remind You Of Your Past, To Impress Your Neighbors And Colleagues, And To Help Prevent Divorces Thanks To The Sheer Bother Of Arguing Over Who Owns What.