To Marry The Irish Is To Look

Electronic Books Are A Bad Thing Because They Cannot Be Accumulated On Shelves To Remind You Of Your Past, To Impress Your Neighbors And Colleagues, And To Help Prevent Divorces Thanks To The Sheer Bother Of Arguing Over Who Owns What.

Revenge Is What I Want. Nothing But Pure Unadulterated Revenge. But My Mother Brought Me Up To Be A Lady.

When You Don't Have Any Money, The Problem Is Food. When You Have Money, It's Sex. When You Have Both, It's Health. If Everything Is Simply Jake, Then You're Frightened Of Death

When I Die, I Want To Decompose In A Barrel Of Porter And Have It Served In All The Pubs In Dublin. I Wonder Would They Know It Was Me?

You Know, There Must Be Happiness Somewhere, When A Lawyer Dies.