To Make Something, You Have To Work

I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

The Main Thing That I Learned From My Horrible Job Experiences Was How Horrible They Were.

When You Do Television, There's More To Do, And When You Do New Television, There's A Lot More To Do, Especially When You Don't Have Partner. I Miss Not Having That Person.

I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The Only Right You Have Is The Ability To Go Out On An Even Playing Field And Work, And Then Purchase Health Insurance, Or Whatever It Is.