To Laughter! The Bright Coinage Of The

Illusion Is The Dust The Devil Throws In The Eyes Of The Foolish.

Some Men Act Upon Women Like Champagne; When They Appear The Women Are Sparkling And Full Of Brilliance; When They Leave The Fair Ones Grow Flat, Stale, And Most Unprofitable Companions.

It Takes More Than A Wise Man To Keep Track Of A Foolish Woman.

Enthusiasms, Like Stimulants, Are Often Affected By People With Small Mental Ballast

To Money, The Finest Linguist In The World!