To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching

To Call Keegan A Superstar Is Stretching A Point.

I Want To Be Remembered For My Football And The Pleasure I Gave People.

Even At The Height Of My Fame, 50 Per Cent Of The People Who Saw Me Wanted A Fight; It’s The Downside Of Being A Star Player.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.