To Be Perfect, One Lacks Only A

To Be Human Is Erroneous.

Many Desire To Kill Me, And Many Wish To Spend An Hour Chatting With Me. The Law Protects Me From The Former.

There Are Women Who Are Not Beautiful But Only Look That Way.

Someone Who Can Write Aphorisms Should Not Fritter Away His Time In Essays.

Journalists Write Because They Have Nothing To Say, And Have Something To Say Because They Write.