If Someone Calls Me Vain And Mean,

The Trouble With Germans Is Not That They Fire Shells, But That They Engrave Them With Quotations From Kant.

Christian Morality Prefers Remorse To Precede Lust, And Then Lust Not To Follow.

Speech Is The Mother, Not The Handmaid, Of Thought.

Scandal Begins When The Police Put A Stop To It.

I Knew A Man Who Carried His Education In His Vest Pocket Because There Was More Room There Than In His Head.