To Be A Good Diarist, One Must

The Gift Of Broadcasting Is, Without Question, The Lowest Human Capacity To Which Any Man Could Attain.

Few Things Are More Agreeable Than The Spectacle Of A Man Who Loses His Temper; We Should Be Grateful To Such People For Providing Us With Moments Of Often Unsullied Delight.

Coaches Should Realize That The Only Way To Conquer Drudgery Is By Getting Through It As Efficiently As They Can. A Dull Job Slackly Done Becomes Twice As Dull, Whereas A Dull Job Performed As Efficiently As Possible Becomes Half As Dull. Effort Appears To Be The Main Art Of Living.

We Are All Inclined To Judge Ourselves By Our Ideals; Others, By Their Acts.

The Irish Do Not Want Anyone To Wish Them Well; They Want Everyone To Wish Their Enemies Ill.