To Be A Good Diarist, One Must

The Gift Of Broadcasting Is, Without Question, The Lowest Human Capacity To Which Any Man Could Attain.

Berlin Stimulates Like Arsenic.

Every Schoolmaster After The Age Of Forty-nine, Is Inclined To Flatulence Is Apt To Swallow Frequently And To Puff

The Irish Do Not Want Anyone To Wish Them Well; They Want Everyone To Wish Their Enemies Ill.

Few Things Are More Agreeable Than The Spectacle Of A Man Who Loses His Temper; We Should Be Grateful To Such People For Providing Us With Moments Of Often Unsullied Delight.