The Gift Of Broadcasting Is, Without Question,

The Irish Do Not Want Anyone To Wish Them Well; They Want Everyone To Wish Their Enemies Ill.

Few Things Are More Agreeable Than The Spectacle Of A Man Who Loses His Temper; We Should Be Grateful To Such People For Providing Us With Moments Of Often Unsullied Delight.

The Gift Of Broadcasting Is, Without Question, The Lowest Human Capacity To Which Any Man Could Attain.

To Be A Good Diarist, One Must Have A Snouty, Sneaky Mind.

The Worst Thing, I Fear, About Being No Longer Young Is That One Is No Longer Young.