To Appear Well Dressed, Be Skinny And

Mild Brown Eyes Beckon Me To The Past, But Memory Provides No Clue.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

The Egg Is The Symbol Of Perfection. Do You Want An Egg?

Every Parent Can Imagine The Joys Of Child Abuse.

Promiscuity Is Like Never Reading Past The First Page. Monogamy Is Like Reading The Same Book Over And Over.