Genius Knows Where The Questions Are Hidden.

Unconditional Love Is A Lofty Ideal, But Unconditional Hate Is A Fact Well Documented By History.

Young Men Preen. Old Men Scheme.

Dirty Old Men, Ignoring Society, Continue To Follow Nature.

The More Powerless People Are, The Longer They Are Kept Waiting.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.