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They May Attack Me With An Army Of Six Hundred Syllogisms; And If I Do Not Recant, They Will Proclaim Me A Heretic.

As An Example Of Just How Useless These Philosophers Are For Any Practice In Life There Is Socrates Himself, The One And Only Wise Man, According To The Delphic Oracle. Whenever He Tried To Do Anything In Public He Had To Break Off Amid General Laughter. While He Was Philosophizing About Clouds And Ideas, Measuring A Flea's Foot And Marveling At A Midge's Humming, He Learned Nothing About The Affairs Of Ordinary Life.

There Are Some Whose Only Reason For Inciting War Is To Use It As A Means To Exercise Their Tyranny Over Their Subjects More Easily. For In Times Of Peace The Authority Of The Assembly, The Dignity Of The Magistrates, The Force Of The Laws Stand In The Way To Some Extent Of The Ruler Doing What He Likes. But Once War Is Declared Then The Whole Business Of State Is Subject To The Will Of A Few ... They Demand As Much Money As They Like. Why Say More?

Be Careful Not To Be The First To Put Your Hands In The Dish. What You Cannot Hold In Your Hands You Must Put On Your Plate. Also It Is A Great Breach Of Etiquette When Your Fingers Are Dirty And Greasy, To Bring Them To Your Mouth In Order To Lick Them, Or To Clean Them On Your Jacket. It Would Be More Decent To Use The Tablecloth.

A Good Portion Of Speaking Will Consist In Knowing How To Lie.