Of Two Evils Choose The Least.

Whether A Party Can Have Much Success Without A Woman Present I Must Ask Others To Decide, But One Thing Is Certain, No Party Is Any Fun Unless Seasoned With Folly.

Time Takes Away The Grief Of Men.

They Are Looking In Utter Darkness For That Which Has No Existence Whatsoever.

Don't Give Your Advice Before You Are Called Upon.

Young Bodies Are Like Tender Plants, Which Grow And Become Hardened To Whatever Shape You've Trained Them.