Of Two Evils Choose The Least.

The Chief Element Of Happiness Is This: To Want To Be What You Are.

The Entire World Is My Temple, And A Very Fine One Too, If I'm Not Mistaken, And I'll Never Lack Priests To Serve It As Long As There Are Men.

Given A Choice Between A Folly And A Sacrament, One Should Always Choose The Folly—because We Know A Sacrament Will Not Bring Us Closer To God And There’s Always The Chance That A Folly Will.

If You Look At History You'll Find That No State Has Been So Plagued By Its Rulers As When Power Has Fallen Into The Hands Of Some Dabbler In Philosophy Or Literary Addict.

I Doubt If A Single Individual Could Be Found From The Whole Of Mankind Free From Some Form Of Insanity. The Only Difference Is One Of Degree. A Man Who Sees A Gourd And Takes It For His Wife Is Called Insane Because This Happens To Very Few People.