Time Magazine Put Chris Christie On The

Americans Are Desperately, Here On The West Coast, Buying Up And Hoarding Iodine Pills... Isn't It Great That In A Land That Is Divided Between Conservative Morons And Liberal Pussies, Somehow We Have Managed To Find A Way To Pull Together And Behave Like Moronic Pussies?

New Rule: Tulips Aren't Flowers. They're Some Kind Of Gay Onion.

This Is My Question For Conservatives: Don't You Want To Live, Too?

Ronald Reagan Came From Show Business. His Idea Of How The Government Should Help The Homeless Was Like Your Agent. "we'll Try To Get You Work. But Don't Bug Us About It."

I Think Mitt Romney Is A Symptom. I Think The Problem Is The Republican Party.