This Would Be A Great World To

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

The American People Are A Very Generous People And Will Forgive Almost Any Weakness, With The Possible, Exception Of Stupidity.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

It Takes A Lifetime To Build A Good Reputation, But You Can Lose It In A Minute.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.