Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

Wine Had Such Ill Effects On Noah's Health That It Was All He Could Do To Live 950 Years. Show Me A Total Abstainer That Ever Lived That Long.

The Fellow That Can Only See A Week Ahead Is Always The Popular Fellow, For He Is Looking With The Crowd. But The One That Can See Years Ahead, He Has A Telescope But He Can't Make Anybody Believe That He Has It.

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.

I Am Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party. I Am A Democrat.