Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Just Because It's Common Sense, Doesn't Mean It's Common Practice.

We Will Never Have True Civilization Until We Have Learned To Recognize The Rights Of Others.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.