Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.

A Vision, Without A Plan, Is Just A Hallucination.

Coolidge Made Less Speeches And Got More Votes Than Any Man That Ever Run. (william Jennings) Bryan Was Listened To And Cheered By More People Than Any Single Human In Politics, And He Lost. So There Is A Doubt Just Whether Talking Does You Good Or Harm.

Know What You're Doing, Love What You're Doing, And Believe In What You're Doing.