There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having

Too Many People Spend Money They Haven't Earned To Buy Things They Don't Want To Impress People They Don't Like.

My Own Mother Died When I Was 10 Years Old. My Folks Have Told Me That What Little Humor I Have Comes From Her. I Can't Remember Her Humor, But I Can Remember Her Love And Understanding Of Me.

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

I Am Just An Old Country Boy In A Big Town Trying To Get Along. I Have Been Eating Pretty Regular And The Reason I Have Been Is Because I Have Stayed An Old Country Boy.

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.