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I Grew Up Singing And Dancing, So People Have Been Calling Me Gay Since Fifth Grade. I've Heard Everything You Could Possibly Hear About It. But I Do Love Gay People, So I'm Not Going To Act Like I Was Insulted Or Angry About It.

I'm A Great Bowler. I Was In A Couple Of Leagues As A Kid.

I Think Every Great Show Has That Kind Of Romance That People Just Kind Of Yearn For.

All The Kids In The Cast Tell Me They Hated High School, But I Had The Best Time. I Guess I Was One Of The Popular Kids. I Played Soccer, I Was Class President—i Even Dated The Homecoming Queen.

I Dont Think Anyone Can Get Away From High School Unscathed.