Think Beer; Drink Beer.

America's Health Care System Is Second Only To Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, Well ... All Of Europe. But You Can Thank Your Lucky Starts We Don't Live In Paraguay!

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

When You Do Things Right, People Won't Be Sure You've Done Anything At All.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Short, Brutish Existence As A Sentient Creature Before Being Snuffed Out Into Utter Nothingness For All Eternity.

I Can't Believe It! Reading And Writing Actually Paid Off!