Think Beer; Drink Beer.

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson

My Life Changed When I Was Able To Not Only Get Seated In Nice Restaurants, I Was Given Free Appetizers. That Was Like, "oh, My God, I've Arrived".

I Promise I'll Do Anything For You, Especialy If It's Easy. Homer Simpson

I Always Say That 'futurama' Is Real, And 'the Simpsons' Is Fiction.

My Standard Comment Is, If You Don't Want Your Kids To Be Like Bart Simpson, Don't Act Like Homer Simpson.