The Entire World Of Grown-ups Is Corrupt

Keep Your Expectations Tiny You'll Go Through Life Not So Whiney.

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

No Matter How Good You Are At Something, There's Always About A Million People Better Than You.

I Always Say That 'futurama' Is Real, And 'the Simpsons' Is Fiction.